Today's headline: "Jackson Death Boosts Music Vendor Sales"; "Jackson's Merchandise Sales Could Eclipse Those Of Presley And Monroe"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Recession Declared Over"
Today's headline: "Jackson's Body To Be On Public View Starting Friday"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Didn't Need To See That, Says Public Emerging From Neverland"
Today's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Remembering Bubbles The Chimp And Michael Jackson's Other Exotic Pets"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Reclusive Bubbles Breaks Media Silence, Recalls Jackson As 'Talented, Troubled'"
Today's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos In High Demand"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Moral Compass Shows Cracks As Co-Worker Dares You To Look At Jackson Death Images"
Today's headline: "Michael Jackson Wasn't Sperm Donor For In Vitro Conception Of His Three Children, TMZ Reports"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "TMZ Assumes Control Of American Society In Bloodless Coup"
