Crime: September 2007 Archives

Swami, was the punishment for Jeffrey and Sarah Hutsell enough, too much or too little? Shouldn’t they have done far more time in jail and shouldn’t Mrs. Hutsell have gotten jail time, too? What’s this world coming to when they all they get is a slap on the wrist?

Swami, can you explain what happened at Woodland School in Gurnee this week? Someone came into the school and stole credit cards from teachers. How can that happen, Oh Wise One? – Signed Curious.

Does it hearten you, as it does the Swami, that criminals often seem to be mouth breathers so stupid they don’t deserve the oxygen they consume every day? The Swami is not absolutely sure, but we believe we have found our most recent dumbest local criminals. We reveal them …