Crime: November 2007 Archives

Mister Swami: So, did Drew Peterson wheel his wife’s body out their Bolingbrook home in a blue drum? And what IS a blue drum anyway? Is it like a tympani or a snare drum? And why would be it blue? Signed: Very confused in Libertyville.

Oh, wise Swami: Is Drew Peterson guilty or does he just play a guilty person on TV? And by the way, how does a 54-year-old man get a 17-year-old wife anyway? Some of us here at the bar just wanted to know, and we figured if anyone knew, it would be you. Signed: Hopeful in Gurnee.

The guy who shills on TV for the Potawatomi casino in Wisconsin says you’ll come away from the tables with great stories, but whom you tell depends on you. He’s was not just mouthing a PR slogan. Swami believes that Barbara Ann Mende had a great story from the tales there, and but she certainly didn’t tell anyone.

What does Swami think of disgraced and apparently befuddled ex-Gov. George Ryan? Maybe he should take up the same noble quest as O.J. Simpson. They’ll both be out searching for the really guilty person……