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Let's all join the SEALs

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Swami, I hear they’re going to do preliminary Navy SEAL training at the Great Lakes base. That sounds so cool. I want to be a SEAL and get all the babes. Why do I have to do? Signed, Gung-ho in Gurnee

Take the test

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Dear Swami, so now kids in Waukegan schools being taught English as a second language will be tested on the same test as English-as-first-language students. Is this fair? Is this right? Signed, Woozy in Waukegan.

The bully pulpit

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Dear Swami, We are shocked and dismayed – dismayed I tell you – that a 14-year-old girl brought knives to class in Gurnee to defend herself against bullying. What’s your take on this event, wise one? Signed: Gasping in Gurnee

It sounds fishy

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Dear Swami, I’ve hear the state of Illinois is going to make bass fishing a regular high school sport, like basketball. Is this true? Will it come to pass? Is it too late for me to return to high school? Signed: Deerfield Dropout Who Wishes He’d Stayed in School.

Swami, the school board wants to clarify the eligiblity rules for Waukegan High sports. What should we make of the new rules?

News-Swami detects a note of sarcasm in your question, Bunky.

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