I am the Swami: January 2008 Archives

Swami doesn’t know how he developed a fan in Punta Gorda, Fla., which is just a 3-iron shot away from Fort Myers. But he has. So here’s a message for all area Fox Lakers who some day hope to discover warmer climates more to their liking.

Dear Swami, I love that part of Chris Matthews’ TV show when he asks the pundits to tell him something he doesn’t know. Tell me something I don’t know on any topic and let’s see how smart you are. Signed, Winthrop Harbor Warthog.

Dear Swami,

Now that we are in 2008, do you have any promises, premonitions or resolutions for the coming annum? Are you shocked and dismayed by anything? Signed, Lugubrious in Long Grove,