Sports: August 2007 Archives

Swami was 12-5 in the first week of high school football selections. Whadup wth 12-5? Seems a little thin, even to the Swami who will take a win anywhere, anytime. Must shake up the crystal ball for a clearer peek into the netherworld. So what's in store for the second week? Read on, little grasshoppah, and Swami shall reveal all.

What’s the deal with Lance Briggs’ Lamborghini car crash?

Headline from Swami: Lance Briggs' 2007 Lamborghini found crashed on Edens Expressway at dawn
Headline 2 from Swami: No dogs reported killed in accident
Headline 3 from Swami: Bears' $7 million linebacker not in car when police find it.
Headline 4 from Swami: Police not sure who was driving, but guess Lance didn't loan out his $350,000 car to the butler or Rex Grossman. And now, the real story....

Oh wise Swami, tell us who will win tonight’s high school football games. Signed, Blue Chips Charlie