'Star Wars' or no 'Star Wars'

I'm sorry, but just this once, I am going to have to say ... no "Star Wars."
It must be sweeps again, because "Deal or No Deal" is having a two-hour "Star Wars" episode tonight. Carrie Fisher is going to be there, along with Stormtroopers and all the models dressed in "slave Leia" bikinis.
I don't get it, and I am such a huge "Star Wars" fan that I first read about this on theforce.net -- a web site I check regularly, by the way.
If I don't get it, who exactly is this for? Will you watch?
Here's a clip.

(By the way, I really don't like it when I am forced to say something bad about "Star Wars." I am blaming the creepy Howie Mandel)